VERY FUNNY (BUT I REALLY WROTE THIS!!!!!!)

THer once was a dog slash hog he likeD pie and no its not a lie!ok its random i know but i loled when i herd it!POST MORE poems BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PPPPPSSSSSSS.HERES THE JOKE!:What do you do if someone dies?(ill give you a hint you put them in a certain room in the house)(what is the opposite of dead???)